My name is: Alison
I may seem: Spiky.
But I'm really: Right, but spiky, but right.
People who know me think I'm: going to tell them how to live their lives all the time for some reason...
If you knew me you'd probably: be very careful about when you ask me for advice.
Sometimes I feel: like Cassandra.
My days are pretty: much punctuated by Livejournal.
In the morning I: get up as late as I can get away with, unless I have nothing to do.
I like to sleep: in my own bed.
If I could be doing anything right now I would be: in a really big hot bath with platonic but decorative assistants to attend to my every need, drinking frozen margaritas.
Money is: the answer to three out of four of my recurring problems.
One thing I wish I had is: A house - why muck about?
One thing I have that I wish I didn't is: 2-3 more stones to lose.
All you need is: to listen to me.
All I need is: Love, and money. Maybe money that loves me - or really rich lovers...
If I had one wish it would be: selfish, because if you had an unselfish wish you'd be forever wracked with guilt about how you could have used it better.
Love is: an insufficiently well-defined word.
My body: is myself.
If an angel flew into my window at night I would: fetch a flatmate in for a second opinion.
If a demon crashed into my window I would: wonder why angels can open windows and demons can't.
If I could see one person right now it would be: mhw, if he felt up to me teleporting in suddenly.
Something I want but I don't really need is: more UV clothes.
Something I need but I don't really want is: my job.
I live for: an as yet unknown period of time. I vote for long.
I dare you all to: allow yourselves to be more valuable and less precious.
I am afraid of: crowds, dogs, flying ants.
It makes me angry when: people continue to be angry about what they think I've said when I've already explained that it isn't what I meant.
I dream about: flying, floods, friendship.
I daydream about: how to spend any very large sums of money I might happen to come into possession of.