A - Act your shoe size? I'd rather act my dress size - it involves getting less chocolate on my face
B - Born on what? A trolley in a corridor
C - Chores? A pint of Kronenburg, please
D - Dad's beard? looks better now it's white
E - Essential reading? The Dispossessed
F - Favorite fundemental particle? I like high energy photons, but not on me.
G - Gold or frankincense? Frankincense oil, applied by skilled fingers.
H - Home is where? you never have to put your socks on
I - Instruments you have owned? several recorders in various sizes, a penny whistle, an accordian and a few kazoos. I now only have one recorder and a pair of bongos.
J - Job satisfaction? doesn't pay my bills
K - Kids or kittens? Kittens please.
L - Living on the ceiling? Yes, but the people downstairs haven't complained yet...
M - Mum's favourite soap? Coronation street. She hasn't gone off it in thirty five years. Weird.
N - Number of people you've turned down a guaranteed shag from? Excluding people I have slept with at least once, I'd say about 12.
O - Overnight stays for work? Less than 10 in two and a half years. The novelty wears off really quickly.
P - Porridge? Only with cream and syrup.
Q - Quote you got wrong for years and years? "You'll never be alone in the bone orchard " - I thought it said "under Bow arches"
R - Religious affliction? I suffer from a Catholic mother.
S - Seances? I've done a few - it's fascinating how nobody has to be deliberately cheating to get some uninformative sentences...
T - Time? is waiting in the wings
U - Unique? Hah! I'm so unique I'm practically the same!
V - Vegetable lasagna? Tastes like sick.
W - Worst nightmare? The one with the darkened room and the sofas and the little gnome throwing liver.
X - X-ray Spex? I'd shag that Poly Styrene.
Y - Yummy toiletries of choice? Bath bombs from Lush - but I don't have a bath! Wah!
Z - Zoomorphic tendencies? Rabbits!