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This is as cool as a whole hill-full of beans!
Donate Weapons of Mass Destruction
Go on, give me some - you know you want to! And be imaginative. The most unusual weapons may win a small prize...

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pirate_gypsy
20th Feb, 2003 10:47 (UTC)
A whole hill-full of beans...
could also be considered a weapon of mass destruction if you ate the whole hill!
softfruit
20th Feb, 2003 11:03 (UTC)
Re: A whole hill-full of beans...
Surely a hill of beans is inherently unstable and so you could just eat a small amount and use the, ahem, energy generated to initiate a landslide, thus using the rest of the hill of beans as a weapon of mass destruction against any target you had managed to surreptitiously build a mile-high hill of beans next to.

Admittedly this relies on a very, very stupid enemy - but if I were Dubya's top security person, I'd start checking the boss's back garden.
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